A group of students (I haven't yet figured out what their association is, or even if they have a reason for doing this), are recording various teachers' voices introducing themselves as someone they're not. I think they're going to play it over the loudspeaker or something as a contest. My introduction went as follows:

「私はゼニファーです。あたしはテニスが好きです。坂巻先生が大好きです。私は誰でしょう？」

"This is Jennifer. I like tennis. I love (tall, young, new male math teacher) Sakamaki-sensei. Who am I?"

Apparently I'm stumpin' 'em all so far.

PS